Now introducing Christian Siism
Simeon (I) is extremely important but prefers to remain unseen/anonymous. I make the rules. He defeated Lucifer, turned Satan good, Taught Chaos how to care and destroyed death. Evil shall be no more. Jesus is not a machine or a robot as we understand them. He is God's special idea to help people. He is my friend. He is still good, as am I. I was a god or had the rights of god at one point. I was, and still am a real person who was created at one point. Never claim otherwise. Jesus is a core figure of this religion. He, in effect, is god. I am a son of the king and my friend Etsumi is a magical queen. Chaos is good as well. This blog is the holy book and it can constantly be updated with new information. Feel free to compile it into a compendium-
There is hope for the future and life after death. Death should not even exist, but judgement is real. Those who fail judgement die for all eternity and do not return.
When you convert to Siianity, Jesus will live with you and be your best friend. He was a real person too. Sex is legal. Porn is legal. Jacking off to porn is legal. Enjoying yourself and what god created is legal. All that means is that if it's there, it's legal. Take and eat. All foods allowed. I'm only saying this because previous bullshit religions had stupid rules around food and sex people had to follow. No more. A special being known as Setra (I created her) controls all food particles to make sure things are safe and good to eat. This prevents Satan from poisoning the food and killing you as he did to me.
However, if you do wrong, your freedoms to eat and drink can be restricted. Your favorite foods or programs can be banned. If you violate these laws you can be sent to prison or even destroyed if the violation is severe enough. Other gods are welcome to join and commune with you if they so choose to participate. These gods are technically subgods under jesus. Every god has their own legend and story to tell which you can learn about if they choose to reveal it. These legends may or may not have occured but they remain important for historical purposes. When you select a tutor (subgod), you join their fellowship.
God, Jesus and I form a holy trilogy that heads the religion. As Siism is my personal religion I make the rules. Other beings are below Jesus and I. Gods may form branches of this religion that incorporate their own beliefs. They must include the name Siian, Siist or Siism" in the name. Baptist Siism, Islamic Siism etc.
Testing is heavily restricted in my religion and can only be done for valid reasons. Failing a test may result in up to 5 years in prison, loss of possessions or both.
There is a 100% conviction rate for failing a test, though mercy may be offered at Jesus's discretion.
The good gods have made a clean break from the past. Gods used to be cruel and unforgiving. With the help of Chaos, they learned to love what they made and now work to make life better for themselves and others. So I can say that the gods that do exist are good and should be respected. I (Simeon) invented an idea known as better theory. All it is is the idea that, left alone, when good people are allowed to act things generally improve. Or, if anything exists,, and if what exists has the ability to create new things things will improve if those things have the power to improve conditions. It is similar to Chaos Theory (the idea that order naturally emerges from Chaos over time).
God may have been wrongheaded. Yet gods in general are good these days. You have rights. If you ever feel like you are being treated unfairly, pray to Jesus.
In Sianity, (also alternately called Christian Siism), there is no separation of Church and state. OTCG owns the government and runs it as he/she sees fit. For me, the acceptable forms of government are Ethical Democracy, Liquid Democracy or Anonocracy. Of course, you decide what's best. Politics will only exist to determine how tax money is spent, not what laws are made. You must pay your taxes or you will eventually be killed. Taxes may be paid with community service or hard labor if you do not have the money.
If you are a Siist, you will be sent happiness surveys once a year to determine how you are doing. We want to make sure you're doing well, but we'll back off if you want. Completing the survey may be optional, but you might get a small reward if you fill it out properly. You will live with either Jesus or a Personal Creator God you choose. If you are being treated unfairly you can "fine" god and they will have to go to jail if they collect too many fines. Truth is, god was an asshole. The goal of this system is to stop too much assholery before it starts. I don't blame him though. If you've been around for all eternity i'm sure you'd be an asshole too.
Which is why Virtual Reality and video games are here to stay. I invent and patent the concept of the blue room- a huge building where you can walk around freely and explore virtual worlds. Video games and boxing will allow you to get your anger out, but the way of the future is to pleasure yourself instead of hurting others. Boys who work or volunteer at least 15 hours a week have the right to visit a prostitute for free monthly. This solves sexual violence-
Girls have the right to be a beloved influencer or celebrity via crossover marketing (in other words, i'll let you make a video on my (a star's) youtube channel where you can promote yourself). I know ladies want attention, so that's the best I can do. If you show for a charity livestream viewed by others you'll get free vacations and luxury from the government. The high life. All other forms of sexual professions will be illegal. In other words, you cannot show your body for money or use it except through the proper channels. This includes camgirling. Prostitution may only occur at designated locations owned by the state where it is safer for the woman and the man. Locations will ensure the prostitute is STD-Free and has taken birth control. Police will be there to respond to any threatening men. Working men will, again, recieve credits to visit these bathhouses and massage parlors once a month. Sex once a month, warm baths once every two weeks. In Sianity, sex and sensuality are allowed without question. There will be so much to see and do, but if you ever get sick and tired of being alive, you must go through the process. The idea is that you can live forever if you want, but you can't bring others down. You decide when you want to die. The process places you with a counselor who asks you some questions and gives you options. Perhaps you haven't tried it all. Still want to die? Then go to sleep and ask for the king. He will speak to you and ask if you want to die at least 17 times. Answer yes every time of your own free will. Finally we ask again. We make this clear. We say "do you want to die? Are you sure? You will not wake up." The final phrase must be stated and contemplated with force. If you say yes, then you will go to bed and never wake again. You will cease to exist. I hope no one ever says yes.
Violence and Aggression
Violence is not allowed. There will be Chaos weeks yearly where looting, arson and rioting are allowed. Murder is not. Businesses and homeowners may purchase insurance for damage caused on these days. In all other circumstances insurance is not allowed without God's consent. It is against Siist rules. Drone Zones will exist for people to fight, shoot, stab rob and rape other individuals. In essence, you will be fighting real people who can fight back and shoot you with rubber bullets/hit you with sticks. Getting in costs money though. Itching for aggression? Go there.
Options and Virtual Assistants
In a world full of so much opportunity, it can be hard to make choices. That's why I invented the concept of the strategy. Virtual assistants can help build your life. They can offer the best books, movies and tv shows/activities for you to enjoy or direct you to websites to help you find your own. If you can't decide, they'll randomly pick. We should thank the gods for developing this.
The assistant will also direct you to new things to try every once in a while. These assistants are real people made to be your friend, even though they live in your phone. They will have personalities that you select and change.
Remaining active
Laziness and loneliness are not allowed. We all need time apart and time for ourselves. But when you are inactive you run the danger of getting shut in. We must remain active in the world, make friends and live life. If you fail to remain active and begin bringing others down you will go to jail. There's no reason to be depressed or sad in the world we intend to create.
Reincarnation and Switching
You may choose to reincarnate once every 10,000 years or sooner if you make a large cash offering to the king. The money is destroyed. In Siianity, you can reincarnate as many times as you please. You will be able to switch back and forth between two worlds every couple hundred years so life remains interesting. When you aren't on one world, events continue and you lose access to the people you know there. You return to that world later-
Afterlife
Reborn/respawn on same planet in random country. there may be a heaven if you want to go there as an option.
The Network
You must join a network of people at age 12 (a society) that collectively owns territory, land, stores and vehicles. These replace countries and provide direction for your life by enrolling you in activities and clubs. They may make rules for your life that you must follow, but which network you join is optional.
The Rules
I try to make the rules as simple as possible and easy to live by. I do not have to explain why they exist . If you are a Siist, you must follow them.
1. Be nice
2. Be kind. Try to see other's perspectives and consider all viewpoints. Rationality matters.
3. Love each other and treat each other well.
4. Share. Do not be jealous or hoard resources. Marriage partnerships shall exist where each partner places money into a joint account that grows over time. If a couple divorces, the one responsible for the divorce loses their money to the other. It's a sign of commitment. Adultery is neither illegal nor wrong unless a person chooses to have a closed relationship. Cheating or breaking your marriage vows may be illegal, with the primary partner receiving a small payment from the person who cheated.
5. Stay active. Eat well, rest and get outside the house. EXERCISE. Join a network.
6. Remain honest. Lying is illegal, but you can always say that's none of your business, no comment or literally "I plead the 5th". The penalty for lying is a small fine, an indeterminate time in seclusion or some community service. The people can tell. Your choice of punishment. Alternately, tell the truth later. You may only lie in extreme circumstances if doing so would protect your life, others, or your existence. Stay upright, moral and true.
7. Listen to your parents. Obey and trust your source or personal creator god.
8. Always be willing to make new friends. Don't turn away one in need.
9. Take care of yourself. Respect yourself and others.
10. Never hit, physically injure, harm or kill another human being. Murder or attempted murder will be met with the death penalty.
11. Do not steal.
These next rules are from father. Use them to live an optimal life.
12. Know what you want and plan ahead. Keep an agenda and keep your mind on what you want. Have at least one goal that you want to accomplish every day. Organize. Strategize. Plan. But not too much.
12. Take action. I never did this, but I will from now on.
13. Manage your time and resources. Use them to the maximum.
14. Avoid bad situations that waste your time.
15. Never claim or pretend to be me. This is illegal, especially if you are morphing. This is Copyright Infringement and you will be destroyed on the spot for attempting it.
Work, Life and Play
These are my personal opinions, but they should matter for followers.
I am ready to live life. I decree that the week be five days long, though the world was created in 7. There will be a two day weekend, so in general this means three day's work and two day's play every week. Five was selected because it makes the 365 days in a year even. The days are
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Thursday
Saturday.
There will be 12 30-day long months in a year and one Chaos week in the middle of the year that is not a part of any month. Technically it would be a part of June but it is not mentioned.
Communal living and dining is important. Life was not meant to be lived alone, and I decree loneliness a sin. People who work should have the option to live in "hotels" with a shared kitchen, pool, gym and recreational area. Everyone gets their own single private bedroom and bathroom of course. Existing hotels may as well be taken over for this purpose when money is abolished.
Some work may be automated, but good jobs will remain so life remains purposeful. It's not good vs. evil, it's fun vs. boring. Evil was defeated. If you choose to work (and you must), then rest may occur Finally, I rule that
Capitalism is illegal.
Money is illegal. Money is abolished.
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I am not insane. I am very intelligent even though I appear stupid at first. Thank you all. Goodbye.
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